Fact:
I was at the park last night, fishing with the kids from work. There was a couple there, looking oh-so-uncomfortable. The girl was trying desperately to look interested in what the nincompoop guy was blathering about. Every time I walked by her to search out a child or fetch more worms from the car, she gave me a desperate smile.
“Aw, a couple on a date…” I said to my co-worker.
He chuckled and said “Yeah…”
“I came on a date in this park once. It was nice.”
“Did you?”
“Yep. He gets married in February.”

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